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Can we talk about the craziness that is Shushan Purim?! Oh. My. Goodness. It was like Halloween met Mardi Gras, had an illegitimate child, and that child ran off with a music festival. (but not many promiscuously clad as you might think) People were teeming throughout Jaffa and more on Ben Yehuda Street. The thing is... the light rail (metro) runs right down the middle of the street. I'm surprised that more people didn't get run over by the slow moving train.
Another thing! Every few minutes or so, someone would set off a firework or a cap gun or some loud noise reminiscent of an explosion. WTF, JERUSALEM! You'd hear the explosion, people would scream and duck, then we'd realize it was just a firework and laugh it off. MULTIPLE TIMES. Fool me once, shame on me... fool me for the 17th time, I'm kinda tired of the explosions. One would think that people would not appreciate the faux explosions.
Friday, we went to the Shuk - did a lot of shopping for the apartment. We made a Shabbat dinner, then we watched The Vow. Saturday, we walked to Hebrew U and went to the only coffee shop that was open in what seems like a mile radius. I know that's a gross exaggeration, but I cannot know for sure because we are forbidden to go in two directions out of the Village.
Sunday: The Israeli Monday! Today I started my internship. (Now I'm sorry for all of you who are reading my blog on behalf of your children who are here with me... Most of them are in Tel Aviv, so from here on out, most of our experiences will be different... I'll probably slow down the blogging anyways because who really wants to hear about the 6 hours I spent researching food advertisement policies to minors in the US and Europe?) I'll still blog about the adventures we have when your children are with me.
Anywho - Today was a very productive day at my internship. I have 3 projects already! My boss is going to a conference in Copenhagen next week (take me with you!!!) so I have been researching like a fiend for her. Thankfully I wrote my third policy paper on the topic of her conference - MPHers, you know what I'm talking about. (Take that, GW!) (I'm 100% certain I won't need a policy paper on H1N1 or gun laws in national parks.......bummer.)
We still don't have internet in our apt. So Sarah and I are sitting downstairs in a children's park using the convenience store's internet. Hi, my name is Julie, and I'm required by law to tell you I just moved in next door.......
Ok, I'm freezing, and the Dude is probably ready by now.... The Jerusalem Dude takes 2-3 hours to heat up...but he is bigger than the Tel-Aviv Dudes, so he lasts longer.

Why is it that you are required to tell your neighbors that you just moved in??? Is there something I don't know about you?? :)
ReplyDeleteJenna was right. Julie does Israel, Julie is a working girl, Julie is a "friend to the kiddies", Julie talks about Dudes heating up and lasting a long time. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteToo far, Jeremy, too far.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Jeremy, for reading my sicko mind
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