Tel Aviv's Hottest Club is....

Tel Aviv's hottest club is MAD. Where you can party with Jew Diamond Phillips.
Don’t be thrown off when you’re greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks Joaquin Phoenix.

Tonight the group is going to a club. Unfortunately I have been feeling under the weather, so I will stay home and watch the new Reese Witherspoon movie. I am sad, but I want to get better for Saturday. They are bringing in a bunch of Israelis for us meet. I feel the collection of people will be slightly more civilized on Saturday compared to the boys at the club... or the ones we met at karaoke on Tuesday.

Today in Ulpan class our teacher took us out into the world to work on our week's worth of Hebrew knowledge. Basically we walked up and down the street looking at storefronts and reading their signs. We learned the word for "sale" - which I am sure we will put to good use. We also asked strangers in passing for the time or how to get to the shuk. I also learned how to write my name in script. Now I can sign autographs for my fans.

We had a lecture from this adorable from Ethiopian rabbi. He kept commenting how Israelis think Ethiopians are cute. The schedule said "Ethiopian Jewery". My friends kept saying we had a lecture on jewwwrriiee. Every they said that, I would look up wondering why they were saying my name. (Aw, Juwrrie).

Finally, Sarah and I made stir-fry for dinner. By Sarah and I, I mean: I made the stir-fry, and Sarah gave moral support and put the noodles in the pot. Considering we have only a hot plate and a microwave, I feel we did a top notch job! (Let's see Rachael Ray work in these conditions.) I found Kikkoman's teriyaki sauce - it's no Mr. Yoshida, but it's good.

I know it's very 'brown' - we forgot the broccoli.

Tomorrow is Shabbat. We will try to do our laundry before the "laundromat" closes. (It's a coffee shop with 4 washers and 3 dryers.....) Cross your fingers! I'll keep you posted.